"why are u smiling at ur phone are u texting ur BOYFRIEND hahaha"
*glances nervously at photo of frank iero*
fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend
do you ever just look at little kids and think
“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”
I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones